2026 Season · Through Week 7
Power Rankings
Updated after Week 7 — ranked by this season's actual results (record, then points for), with real scores and margins behind every ranking. Refreshed weekly as the season goes.
Sahara and Sahil Meisam
6-1 and winners of six straight. 169.64 was the fourth-highest score of the week in a 37.46-point win over Mamba Mentality. 1380.02 PF leads the league by 80.14.
Hells Angels omar
5-2 and winners of two straight. 195.30 was the second-highest score of the week, a 40.20-point win over Hakka PUKA!! Jr Jr. 1295.08 PF is third in the league.
Rico Suave Hussain
5-2, but the five-game winning streak is dead. 150.88 lost to Scypher by 73.48, the biggest margin of the week. 1239.58 PA is the third-most in the league.
Scypher Sadiq
4-3 and finally woke up: 224.36 was the week's top score and a 73.48-point flattening of Rico Suave, with Geno Smith (33.48) and Dak Prescott (30.28) at QB. Naturally he still started Brandin Cooks (2.30) and Isaiah Likely (4.20) while Alvin Kamara (16.20) and Jonah Coleman (13.40) sat on his bench. 1299.88 PF is second in the league, which is a lot of points for a man with zero rings. Enjoy it, Champ — 14-0 last year, out in the semis to the #4 seed, and the inevitable choke is on its way.
Ali Khalid LLC wiseonekms
4-3 after bouncing back from the Week 6 blowout with a 162.46–139.98 win over Shough It! (+22.48). 1188.42 PF against 1204.04 PA.
Mamba Mentality kumail
4-3 and back in the loss column. 132.18 was the second-lowest score of the week in a 37.46-point loss to Sahara and Sahil. 1144.40 PA is the second-fewest in the league.
Tucker up 💋 wajahat z
3-4 and up to No. 7 after a 70.42-point win over Laporta Potty. 184.14 was the third-highest score of the week, with 52.00 from Tony Pollard. Only $10 of FAAB left.
Philly Illy Ilyas
3-4 and winners of two straight after edging Christian My Calf Hurt 154.56–150.22 (+4.34), the closest game of the week. 1045.12 PF is the second-lowest in the league, with $0 of FAAB left.
Hakka PUKA!! Jr Jr Parvez
2-5 after a 195.30–155.10 loss to Hells Angels. 1275.64 PA is the most in the league.
Christian My Calf Hurt Sarosh
2-5 after losing to Philly Illy by 4.34, the closest game of the week. Sent Travis Kelce to Philly for Justin Herbert and Chig Okonkwo on Oct 27.
Shough It! Turab
2-5 and five straight losses. 139.98 lost to Ali Khalid LLC by 22.48, with 18.32 from Tyler Shough and 10.90 from Rome Odunze in his first game after the Oct 22 trade. 1094.44 PF.
Laporta Potty 💩 Hassnain
2-5. 113.72 was the lowest score of the week in a 70.42-point loss to Tucker up. 1040.58 PF is the lowest in the league.